ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment".
It took you three days to reply "thanks".
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- Both sides declared victory. The only clear loser was your Tuesday evening.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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