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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Work smarter, not harder.
You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- Your complaint has been escalated. It is now ignored by someone more senior.
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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