ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Teamwork makes the dream work.
It also means six people are ready to blame you. In writing.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
- You pre-ordered it for the cape. The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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