ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Nothing says adulthood like being excited about a new kettle.
The kettle will outlast the excitement. Possibly you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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