ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see my screen?"
You can. You always will.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- You'll leave your children everything you have. It's mostly a bread maker and an…
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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