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You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair.
You sit on it like a frog. The chair has given up on you too.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You pre-ordered it for the cape. The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
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- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
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- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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