ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped to the bar.
You replied in four minutes. That's the part he was counting on.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
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- You'll leave your children everything you have. It's mostly a bread maker and an…
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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