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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're not broke.
You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
- You pre-ordered it for the cape. The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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