ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The battle pass costs £9.99 a season.
Your childhood cost nothing and had better rewards.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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