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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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Your alarm didn't wake you.
The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The bins are now fortnightly. The council tax is still monthly.
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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