ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You call it "quiet quitting".
Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody can tell the difference. That's the bad news.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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