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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your company's core values are printed on the wall.
So nobody has to have them.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- The bins are now fortnightly. The council tax is still monthly.
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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