ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You film "Sunday reset" videos.
By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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