ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Some days you're the pigeon.
Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who you were either.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- Age is just a number. So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than…
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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