ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Nobody notices when you do your job well.
Everyone notices when you leave at 5:01. Your retirement will get a shorter email.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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