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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”.
Episode 31 has nine listeners and a sponsor that sells protein water. Neither of you is laughing.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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