ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "don't believe in labels".
You believe in being kept as an option.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- “I'm here for the right reasons.” The reasons are a teeth-whitening deal and a…
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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