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Your 5am routine went viral.
You did it once, filmed it, and have slept until 11 every day since. The algorithm doesn't know. Your landlord does.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- “I'm here for the right reasons.” The reasons are a teeth-whitening deal and a…
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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