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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been quiet".
You weren't. You were just talking to nobody.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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