ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You put "open to work" on LinkedIn.
Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were bots. The sixth was your ex, checking you're doing worse.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- “I'm here for the right reasons.” The reasons are a teeth-whitening deal and a…
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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