ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy.
The company did the maths on your guilt, and the maths was right.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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