ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Parenthood is a long journey
from "mama" to "can you send money" to them choosing your care home.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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