ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The hardest part of working out is getting started.
You've made sure it stays the hardest part.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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