ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Work smarter, not harder.
You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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