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TUESDAY, 5 MARCH 1974
You "can't do mornings".
You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
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