ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your backlog is a library of things you were going to enjoy.
It is also a receipt.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- Age is just a number. So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than…
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- The pothole is on the list. The list is dynamic. The pothole is permanent.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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