ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped to the bar.
You replied in four minutes. That's the part he was counting on.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- Your backlog is a library of things you were going to enjoy. It is…
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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