ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've "found your aesthetic".
It's beige. It's always beige.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- Your backlog is a library of things you were going to enjoy. It is…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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