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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair.
You sit on it like a frog. The chair has given up on you too.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- A full review is ongoing. Ongoing is a very comfortable place for a review…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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