ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your alarm didn't wake you.
The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Mistakes were made. The Notes app has never once said by whom.
- You rage quit because the game was rigged. You were also just bad. Both…
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- The pothole is on the list. The list is dynamic. The pothole is permanent.
- When you're gone, the one who misses you most will be the algorithm. It…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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