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DAILY DEMOTIVATION

A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.

ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION SUNDAY, 23 FEBRUARY 1975
You're "manifesting abundance".
The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.

— Zack, unqualified

VERIFIED
UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
  2. Mistakes were made. The Notes app has never once said by whom.
  3. You rage quit because the game was rigged. You were also just bad. Both…
  4. You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
  5. Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
  6. Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
  7. The pothole is on the list. The list is dynamic. The pothole is permanent.

THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR

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