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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone.
Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do Not Answer".
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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