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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You are exactly where you're meant to be.
That should frighten you more than it does.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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