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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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Abs are made in the kitchen.
So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- The award show ran four hours. The only winner was the advert break.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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