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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Find your purpose.
It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key to a flat you'll never live in again.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- Abs are made in the kitchen. So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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