ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise.
One of you will die first. It'll still be pending.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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