ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Being single means nobody steals your duvet.
It also means the duvet is the only witness to your life.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- The loot box has a 0.5% chance of something good. The studio has a…
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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