ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You don't have a spending problem.
You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Mistakes were made. The Notes app has never once said by whom.
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- Your complaint has been escalated. It is now ignored by someone more senior.
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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