ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your company's core values are printed on the wall.
So nobody has to have them.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
- Till death do us part. Not a vow. A fixed-term contract with an unspecified…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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