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ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION
WEDNESDAY, 1 SEPTEMBER 1976
You are exactly where you're meant to be.
That should frighten you more than it does.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
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