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You deleted the app "for good".
That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it and posted about deleting it.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
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- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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