ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Children are a blessing.
They're also why the remote is in the bin and your savings are in the past tense.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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