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SATURDAY, 6 NOVEMBER 1976
Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending in y, right up until the all-hands where they mention you in the past tense.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The award show ran four hours. The only winner was the advert break.
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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