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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your job title will outlive you.
It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a better salary.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- The award show ran four hours. The only winner was the advert break.
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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