ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy.
The internet read the whole post. Especially paragraph four.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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