ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams
than you've had about anything since 2011.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- The pothole is on the list. The list is dynamic. The pothole is permanent.
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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