ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings.
It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing, and lost the person who asked how you were.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- A full review is ongoing. Ongoing is a very comfortable place for a review…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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