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Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house.
Nothing will. Have the coffee.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- The pothole is on the list. The list is dynamic. The pothole is permanent.
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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