ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Life is short.
A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post office queue.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- A full review is ongoing. Ongoing is a very comfortable place for a review…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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