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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said "that's so me" about a horoscope.
It also described 600 million other people and a goldfish.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
- Age is just a number. So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than…
- Mistakes were made. The Notes app has never once said by whom.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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